my stoopid mum is sooo busy wiv the stoopid hooman grand kitten.
i say stoopid becos that kitten sed woof the other day.
i cant beleve it!
she cant even lern miaow lik a normel hooman kitten shuld.
eny ways i got Uncal Rob to tak my pitchers cos my hooman wont tak eny.
she just taks pitchers of the hooman grand kitten all the tim!!!
look how adorabul i am!